"an evening of high art, higher heels and highest expectations" is now in the history books and fondly remembered as event #1. a marriage of what the population hates most . . . reading and what they love (nearly as much as pork chops) . . . hot-ass chickies in short skirts and heeled-up boots is what was provided.
to be more succinct: the women of asspants got all dolled up in go-go attire and read poetry that was written by men (with strong male literary voices). these girls gave the place a poetic high-colonic . . . if you were there, you know what i mean. if you weren't . . . you should've been - here at asspants we're firm believers that we can't make you have fun, but we can certainly ignore your ass if you're not.
see more event photos at flickr.
we also have a video on youtube.