asspants entertainment empire (aee) is an organization focused on the production of new and unusual ways to achieve cerebral bliss. upon a scan of wichita, it was abundantly clear that an "art enema" needed to be administered.
aee was created in a hotel room in early 2000 by jeff zeidler (emperor of entertainment) and jon meidinger (prince of cunning linguistics) as a writing house because of the sad state of movie plots. remaining in the shadows and attacking stealthily, aee remained under the radar until it could no longer. in 2007, aee added the graphic genius that is now known as the "minister of awesome" (justin gum) and honey-tongued pretty boy, zach johnson (director of charisma) and sloughed off the cloaking device with great ferocity.
realigned, refocused and revelatory, aee is now an event think tank whose sole mission is to tear down the conception that all there is to do in this town is drink and try to hook up, generally unsuccessfully, and over-fill that empty shell with things that are "like nothing you've ever seen." seriously.