atención señors, señoritas and señoras... just when you thought your mexican professional wrestling masks would never make it out of the sex chest - brace your jaw for some muy atractivo rollergirl on girl action.
asspants entertainment empire is steaming under our collars to announce your hometown hotties are trading in their rollerskates for an evening of wrestling that’s sure to be hotter than a jalapeño on a july afternoon.
"el loco diablo lucha" thumb, arm and leg wrestling tres-athlon will leave you racing for the cantina... so grab your sombrero, leave your dysentery at home and head to the lizard lounge @ 9:00 on october 19.
general admission is available at the door for $5 and a limited number of vip seats will be sold for this south of a border celebración for $15 (contact eoe@asspants.net to secure yours). adiós.
aee
directions to the lizard lounge via google or mapquest.